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Sadly their huge year age gap proved fatal, and the couple divorced just four years later in Sadly, their relationship ended in a bitter divorce in Sadly the couple broke everyone's hearts by splitting up three years later, but we think we can all agree it was for the greater good.
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Look - they even had matching hair! The couple, who were together from - met when Gwynnie was just 24, and were even engaged.
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The couple became official inbut broke it off just two years later in Following their split inCourteney said: The couple started dating after filming The Break Up together which was possibly a bad omen because, as you can see from this snap of them not enjoying each other's company, it wasn't really CoupleGoals Getty Yes, we know they're both Canadian, but still.
George Clooney and Lucy Liu George Clooney's dated more gorgeous women than we've had hot dinners, but we were particularly into his short-lived fling with Charlie's Angels star Lucy Liu. Cameron Diaz and Jared Leto Look at these cool kids! The food encrusted dishes that need sterilising before they can be used anywhere near you. The underpants that remarkably resemble the toilet pan. The stack of porn under the bed. The list goes on.
If the divorcee doesn't appeal, then maybe the confirmed bachelor will. By 'confirmed' bachelor I mean the one who has made a conscious decision never to marry or live with a partner.
Unlike the divorcee he is usually pretty tidy and likes things 'just so'. His place could be mistaken for a hospital ward with its light coloured furniture and white rugs that will never see the pitter patter of tiny muddy wellies. Salvador Dali adorns the walls and his whiskey fills a cut glass decanter.
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In contrast to the divorcee all this sanitisation might seem appealing. But when you have to remove your shoes that smell like you've done a week on the farm on entry as he hands you a glass of red wine, and you spot the white rugs and know what will happen, it becomes less appealing as every second passes. The bachelor is a whizz with the coasters, they seem to appear from nowhere and are under your glass before you've even thought about lifting it to your lips.
Now that's what I call magic. Sex with the bachelor is also very different to sex with the divorcee. Where the divorcee bangs away like an over excited, over eager and overgrown schoolboy, the bachelor takes his time. After all you're not the first young lady to adorn his Egyptian cotton bedsheets. He takes his time because he is busily removing and folding his clothes and placing them very carefully, and precisely, on the chaise lounge.
You almost expect him to whip out a ruler from wherever he hides his coasters. The high level of anxiety that spending time in the palace of the bachelor when you know you will morph into the clumsy cluts you know you can be is really not worth it.
After the first visit you know you can't ever invite him back to your quirky, over crowded, dusty, dark sanctuary. Pursuing the relationship becomes pointless as you realise maybe living alone is not solely his decision after all.